This came up in my previous post, and I thought it might be

[ericcoleman]

Which horror movie character are you?

I'm definitely the fat wise-ass best friend who dies in some really stupid way early on in the movie.

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[gundo.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you're not killed before the movie starts and everybody talks about where they hid the parts?

[naomikritzer]

Years ago, I was an X-Files fan (this was back when it was still good) and I had an X-Files dream one night in which I was the Victim Who Dies Horribly Before Mulder and Scully Get There.

I was being pursued by a vague and nonspecific horrific monster of some sort, or maybe a psycho killer with ESP, I'm not sure. As I fled, hid, and in general tried to protect myself, I was nonetheless filled with the despairing fatalistic certainty that none of it would do any good. I WOULD be found and killed/eaten/zombiefied, because I WAS THE VICTIM WHO DIES BEFORE THE HEROES ARRIVE. That was my role. There was no escaping it. I think I could actually see Scully arriving as the monster/killer caught up with me.

[not-eurotic.livejournal.com]

ehehe, that's probably me too.

[jblaque.livejournal.com]

I'm the tortured, guilt-ridden werewolf (i.e. Lon Chaney Jr.'s "Wolfman").

[lickintoadz.livejournal.com]

Stoner chick who gets owned with a machete while looking for something in her car.

[jcw-da-dmg.livejournal.com]

Nah. You gotta be the fat wise-ass best friend who dies in some really stupid way in the middle of the movie.

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

Bennie Noakes in the mini-series of Stand on Zanzibar. Christ, what an imagination I've got.

[phillip2637.livejournal.com]

As the heroes are searching for a way to survive, they come across an old man living alone who is the only one with knowledge of the talisman that counters Evil. After passing on these instructions, he wastes time searching for the glasses that are on his forehead and Evil eats him.

[giftedgear.livejournal.com]

I see dead people.

But, I'd rather be the vampire (and not the sparkly kind). Nosferatu.

[jannyblue.livejournal.com]

Which horror movie character are you?

I'm the one who didn't WANT to go investigate the HAUNTED SCARY EVIL WOODS with the psycho-killer on the loose....

So I booked the first flight to Disney.

[guppiecat]

I'd be the one that realizes what's going on, tries to explain it to the others, drafts up a workable plan for survival, and the one that no one listens to.

I would then be killed while in a rant explaining why everyone else is going to die, which would then convince them that I was (posthumously) correct.

[phuphuphnik.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, Enter Player 2.

As for me, remember Burt from Tremors?