Ask me 5 questions

[ericcoleman]

And I'll give you 6 answers

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[ericcoleman]

1. why doesn't anyone learn that nothing good comes from using the "night vision"?

Cause it's not easy being green ... Ask Paris

2. why do they make the button so big and pressy and then tell you not to touch it?

I have generally been asked to press the button, or something like that

3. where are my pants?

They're under your bed

4. what do you get when you multiply six by nine?

8 something

5. how are you?

I'm feeling much better now.

6. When you really don't have a choice, there isn't anything else you can do.