i had to play it twice to almost catch it. We can't find the US on a map, because we don't have maps, and because of this, we need to send our educators to South Africa and Iraq. A fiendishly clever plot to subvert their power through poor education!!
Hillary step aside, here's our first female president.
And you thought Sean Connery was bad on Celebrity Jeopardy
She got a scholarship in exchange for wearing that ribbon she's got on.
Good things scholarships are awarded based on "pretty" rather than "smart", the world would be an unfair place if smart people used up all the college money.
Ahh, I see, you ordered the wrong model. That was the pleasure model, I think you wanted the brainy model. I understand the problem, sir. If you will just give me the serial number I will have an RMA ready for you shortly.
Sometimes I don't feel like the smartest person on the planet-I feel guilty that I went to "beauty school" or that I never took an AP class in high school.
Other days...well...*see above*
I think 75% of South Carolina committed suicide upon hearing/seeing this.
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Effin.
Crisco.
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Sorry, I don't speak "tossed salad" *heh*
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You Ess Americans.
Hillary step aside, here's our first female president.
And you thought Sean Connery was bad on Celebrity Jeopardy
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I wonder if I could get her to buy a Hot Waffles CD?
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So, what are the education standards in South Carolina?
Good things scholarships are awarded based on "pretty" rather than "smart", the world would be an unfair place if smart people used up all the college money.
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Ooog.
Re: Ooog.
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I can't brain today. I have the dumb.
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Sometimes I don't feel like the smartest person on the planet-I feel guilty that I went to "beauty school" or that I never took an AP class in high school.
Other days...well...*see above*
I think 75% of South Carolina committed suicide upon hearing/seeing this.
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Finally found time to watch this...