I find it interesting that Larry Miller never pulled Bound (with plenty of hot lesbian naked sex) but Brokeback, WITH NO naked gay cowboy sex, gets yanked.
I guess he dumps movies on account of how much he can or can't masterbate to it.
:p I was making a joke about Heath not doing it for me.
I just wish that Miller guy would change his name or something. I keep thinking of the hilarious balding comedian Larry Miller, not the "head inserted in rectum theater owner" Larry Miller when I hear that name.
Saw the comedian Larry Miller a few years ago and really enjoyed his act., Relieved to hear it isn't the same one.
However, having sat through Brokeback Mountain - men go up mountain, men fall in love, men can't get their act together for about twenty years (shown in what felt like real time) & don't have a single interesting thing to say to each other until the one who actually moves his mouth when talking dies - and would be willing to ban it just on the grounds that it was rubbish.
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I guess he dumps movies on account of how much he can or can't masterbate to it.
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MAYBE Hugh Jackman... as Leopold or Wolverine.
Maybe...
*whistles near the graveyard and looks for that copy of the Bound sex scene on his hard drive to recover his manliness.*
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I just wish that Miller guy would change his name or something. I keep thinking of the hilarious balding comedian Larry Miller, not the "head inserted in rectum theater owner" Larry Miller when I hear that name.
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However, having sat through Brokeback Mountain - men go up mountain, men fall in love, men can't get their act together for about twenty years (shown in what felt like real time) & don't have a single interesting thing to say to each other until the one who actually moves his mouth when talking dies - and would be willing to ban it just on the grounds that it was rubbish.
My song
Don't Let your babies
grow up to be androids
lettem be broccoli and lesbians and such
Mamas don't let your babies
grow up to be
Larry.