The Foreman Award For Excellence In Humanity - Contestants - Week of March 28

[ericcoleman]

Protesting Is So Hard To Do

Some of the folks protesting outside of Terri Schiavo's hospice decided to rush the building brandishing cups of water. The only thought I have is that they were intending to drown her, since she certainly would not have been able to drink it.

Not thinking but an incredible simulation

Ray Mummert - "We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture ...

just read the rest for yourself

Everybody Sing: I've been sittin on my cel phone all the live long ...

Ring
Me: Hello
Them: sports radio playing loudly
Me: Hello
Them: STILL sports radio playing loudly

I hang up

Two Minutes Later

See above ... multiply by 6 rings over a half hour or so, I never did get the guy to hear me.

There is this thing that exists on all phones I have had ... it's called Key Lock.

Your educational system at work

Waitress: What are you reading
Me: It's a biography of WC Fields
W: I'm not much of a reader myself

It went downhill from there.

Comments

[ericcoleman]

Fixed