Why ???

do I have a friggin CARPENTERS SONG RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD ???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

I'm on ... top of the world ...

and now you do too

My bio

Some of you may have been foolish enough to go to my website and read My Bio. It is, of course, a pack of half truths and out and out lies, as all good artist bios should be.

I've written the real thing as a Wikipedia article ...

first ... isn't that just entirely too self centered and vain of me ???

second ... I have no idea how to get it up there ...