CD. Because in an emergency you can smash a CD in half and presto! Instant edged weapon.
Well not really that easy - found out the hard way once that CDs are tough and take a good boot stomp to break them in half. But the resulting shards were pretty sharp.
When the party hit full swing I saw you come reeling in You had that six pack in a stranglehold Now you stagger, now you sway Why don't you fall the other way 'Cos I've got something here worth more than gold CHORUS Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands They don't mend with sticky tape and glue Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands That's my very best advice to you Call me precious I don't mind 78s are hard to find You just can't get the shellac Since the war This one's the Beltona brand Finest label in the land They don't make them like that any more CHORUS Darling though you're twice my size I don't mean to patronize Honey, let me lead you by the hand Find a lap or find a chair You can park it anywhere Just don't rest your cheeks against my man CHORUS No shindig is half complete Without that famous polka beat That's why they invite me, I suppose Waltzes, Strathspey's, eightsome reels Now you know how good it feels Crank that handle babe, away she goes CHORUS
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ericcoleman) wrote2008-06-18 10:47 am
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Well not really that easy - found out the hard way once that CDs are tough and take a good boot stomp to break them in half. But the resulting shards were pretty sharp.
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Smash a record around them and you still have your original problem plus enraged audiophiles to deal with.
I do not wish that on anyone.
I've heard that
When the party hit full swing
I saw you come reeling in
You had that six pack in a stranglehold
Now you stagger, now you sway
Why don't you fall the other way
'Cos I've got something here
worth more than gold
CHORUS
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
They don't mend with sticky tape and glue
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
That's my very best advice to you
Call me precious I don't mind
78s are hard to find
You just can't get the shellac
Since the war
This one's the Beltona brand
Finest label in the land
They don't make them like that any more
CHORUS
Darling though you're twice my size
I don't mean to patronize
Honey, let me lead you by the hand
Find a lap or find a chair
You can park it anywhere
Just don't rest your cheeks against my man
CHORUS
No shindig is half complete
Without that famous polka beat
That's why they invite me, I suppose
Waltzes, Strathspey's, eightsome reels
Now you know how good it feels
Crank that handle babe, away she goes
CHORUS