Go get two. Make sure that they hate each other (like mine do), and when they fight at 3 am and you throw all the pillows on the bed at them and they STILL won't quit hissing/spitting/screaming bloody murder/running around so loud like they are frickin' elephants you can name them "The C&$tbag express" and then everyone laughs for some reason. Damn fuzzy butted simpletons.
They are really nice to come home to and when they aren't sleeping ON MY FACE they can be good for sleeping, like warm little furry hot water bottles. And they are funny as hell.
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They are really nice to come home to and when they aren't sleeping ON MY FACE they can be good for sleeping, like warm little furry hot water bottles. And they are funny as hell.
Also, you can blame messes and farts on them.