The Foreman Awards For Excellence In Humanity - December 14th

[ericcoleman]

Jim Rutz says that soy makes you gay. I don't know about the science here (especially since this is from wnd.com), but I think that when he says "Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant.", well, that says it all.

A young man found a pellet gun. He gave it to the assistant principal, who expelled him. Sure he probably should have left the gun where it was and went to get the principal, but ... expelled?

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It's all clear to me now!

[bammba-m.livejournal.com]

"All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity."

Which explains why women grow beards as they pass mentlepause.