As an animal enthusiast, I have a great deal more comment than you probably want to hear, so I'll just say that the radical animal rights whackjobs are actively working to take away all human benefit from animals. I don't say we shouldn't laugh at them when they're being ludicrous like this -- satire is a potent weapon -- but don't let them fool you into thinking they are harmless nuts. They're genuinely trying to destroy our way of life.