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ericcoleman ([personal profile] ericcoleman) wrote2006-02-20 02:19 pm

The headline

There is a picture of a couple of ice dancers falling over each other, the headline says

More Crashes
Than NASCAR


That is as may be, but little skater girls don't burst into flame when they hit a wall. With the way that this country seems to be right now, if they did maybe more folks would be watching the Olympics.

[identity profile] pheltzer.livejournal.com 2006-02-20 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno... that could be fairly impressive... Like if they were coated in nitroglyceryn. Handle them a bit too roughly, drop them, whatever *BOOM*, we need a zamboni crew to fill the crater.

Of course the look on that Italian dancers face after she got dropped could have burned holes through her partner causing him to spontaneously combust. That would have been cool as well. or hot... well you know what I mean.

BTW... where is a good place to send you good spam mail I've recieved?