NPR

[ericcoleman]

So I am listening to the local am public radio station. The farm report was on as it is every hour on the half hour.

The guy was not speaking terribly clearly

What I heard was

Porn Futures are up.

I suppose I shouldn't make any comments about being in an odd head space.

Comments

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

There's a song in that. :)

[tlunquist.livejournal.com]

Is not the demand usually at least as great as the supply? Seems perfectly plausible to me...

Listenership would soar

[tigertoy.livejournal.com]

I wish our public radio station would spend the time they waste on the traditional commodity markets on porn futures.