Go read this ...

basic_inst has rapidly become one of my favorite strips. Go read it, it's wonderful

Grumble ... blame born_to_me

Google "Your Name Here Needs" and see what you get.

Eric needs Cable Petition
Eric needs Cable - Signatures
Eric Needs A Hug
Eric Needs to Sell His Stuff
ERIC NEEDS HELP!
Eric Needs To Know
Eric Needs Stitches
Eric needs a girl
ERIC Needs You.
Eric Needs Love Too

These are in the order they were in on Google. The last three are real nice all bunched up like that.