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Nothing says Happy Holidays like a transvestite attacking you in the shower.

Congratulations

To Defenestration, with 18 votes it is the winner. Spatula and Marsupial had 9 votes each.

Thanks everyone for playing. New polls coming soon.

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This is Jim Bakker's son ???

The worst Christmas ever

You want to see something bad for Christmas ... look no further than this list

The Foreman Awards For Excellence In Humanity - December 14th

Jim Rutz says that soy makes you gay. I don't know about the science here (especially since this is from wnd.com), but I think that when he says "Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant.", well, that says it all.

A young man found a pellet gun. He gave it to the assistant principal, who expelled him. Sure he probably should have left the gun where it was and went to get the principal, but ... expelled?

[Poll #888803]

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It's been 12 days since ...

( It's been going around ya know )