Why I shouldn't write cover letters

I'm working on the cover letter to go in with the demo. So far all I have is a bad parody of a bank scam letter.

I don't think this will work.

Panexa

PANEXA is a prescription drug that should only be taken by patients experiencing one of the following disorders: metabolism, binocular vision, digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, menstruation, cognition, osculation, extremes of emotion.

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