I need pet peeves

[ericcoleman]

Ok. I'm asking everyone here.

I'm working on a new song ... it's about those people ... you know ... the ones who piss you off everyday just by being jerks.

I need examples ... something to fuel my brain here.

I'm not talking about something personal, the way someone laughs. I'm talking (since it's the 1st verse of the song) that gerbil who is driving 45 MPH in the far left lane during rush hour chattering on their cel phone ... things like that ...

gimme

Comments

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People who will READ you something that tells them X is not an option, then ask you why X won't work...
Double points when they explain/define the terms first

Bosses that publicize policies in multiple formats and then freak out when someone follows them.

People who make a production of counting items others put on the belt in the '10 items or less' lane, and then play the "whoops! i forgot this" game until their order is double the limit when it's their turn.

People who look at your child and comment on the coat being unzipped, right before their UNjacketed child runs up...

heh - more when i'm awake? (people who post half-incoherent LJ comments while sleep-deprived? *grin*)