The failed marriage

[ericcoleman]

I think that there can be a collective sob for Mr and Mrs Britney ...

I have a theory ... which ... being the kind person that I am ... I will share with you ...

Mr Britney (who we shall refer to as MB) ... wouldnt have sex with his lovely bride till he had a ring ... so off they went ... after which they ascended the mighty pyramid (no not Britney's butt)

it was there ... that MB found ... the dreadful truth ... yes indeed ... his lovely bride ... of whom MB had thought so much of for so long ...

wasn't a virgin ... sob ... the poor fellow couldn't stand the idea ... and insisted on an annullment ...

Really ... wouldn't you ???

Comments

[erik]

I knew that damned Timberlake was no good! He ruined her!

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

Hang the sumbitch!!

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

Do we really need a reason to hang the sumbitch?

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

Well, it doesn't really matter who you put upon the list....

Wait, I didn't check. Is he hung?

[ericcoleman]

I want everyone to note ... that I wasnt the first to come up with this joke ...

Must be that other research you were doing Jim ...

[jrittenhouse.livejournal.com]

I was doing research? When?

[ericcoleman]

Ok ... maybe what I said was a phallacy ...

[bammba-m.livejournal.com]

But he's gay....so it must be someone else.

[rmjwell.livejournal.com]

I thought he was just a flaming metrosexual.

[bibliofile.livejournal.com]

Perhaps he's heteroflexible?

(It must be a real word -- I saw it in the Washington Post.)

[bammba-m.livejournal.com]

Oh no, he's definitely gay. He and another member of N'Sync often wore coordinating outfits. (He would wear the jacket, the other would wear the matching pants...that sort of thing.)

Plus, he's got supermodel girlfriends. Everyone knows that if you're gay and want to hide it, you get yourself a supermodel girlfriend.