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"Single Christians in Your Area Are Looking For You"

So, who wants to speculate WHY they are looking for me?
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"Welcome to wiener wonderland."
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Hello,
I noticed you put a video on youtube just a while ago and i thought you had an amazing voice.
I wanted to let you know about some tips on how you can get your videos featured
Heres a link
http://www.cut for common sense dot com
If you go onto that link and watch the video it might give you some ideas on how to get featured on youtube so your videos can be seen
If you have to fill out a small survey just do it but it only takes 1 minute and its really good information.
A know a guy who done it and got featured.
Anyway keep up the good videos
Dave

The only videos on this particular account are videos of my kids. Are all spammers morons?

Wow ...

Feb. 20th, 2010 10:08 am
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I sent myself a message asking me if I wanted a Russian bride. Should I reply?
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"Fornicate like a macho!"

The funny thing about it ... it's not about enlargement pills ... quite the opposite

"American pharmacists take pride in presenting you their new anti-obesity treatment!"
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This being from "executive board", which, oddly enough, seems to use hotmail for it's business purposes. And seems to suffer from split personalities too.

from executive board <belo_graham_attorney@hotmail.com>
reply-to michael_blackstone1956@live.com
to
date Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 11:22 AM
subject YOUR PERSONAL MASSAGE!!!

Greetings:
You hereby advice to open the attached file for your personal massage regarding your unclaim Fund.
Thanks,
Mr. John Smith
Claims Dept
Tel: 0044-7031747938

[Poll #1459342]
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This came up when I was perusing my spam folder, the contents of which I will probably post about later. It's the juxtaposition of ingredients that amuse me.

SPAM IMPERIAL TORTILLA SANDWICHES

Recipe By :
Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories :
Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat (12 oz)
1 pk Cream cheese, softened (8oz)
1/3 c Chopped green onion
2 tb Chopped fresh dill
3 Flour tortillas (8")
1 md Cucumber, peeled and thinly sliced
1/4 c Sunflower seeds
1/2 c Alfalfa sprouts

In bowl, combine SPAM and cream cheese. Stir in green onion and dill. Spread 1/3 of SPAM mixture evenly over each tortilla. Top with 1/3 each cucumber, sunflower seeds, and alfalfa sprouts. Roll up tortilla jelly roll fashion and wrap in plastic wrap. Repeat with remaining tortillas. Refrigerate 2 hours. to serve, cut each roll in half.
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The Not-The-Spam-Subject-Line-Of-The-Week

hTe Premature Ejaculation Carrot Top Method
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"You will need to buy rubber friends of a bigger size."

Maybe I prefer the smaller size rubber friends ...
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Simple ... direct ... to the point ... deleted

"Intercourse"
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Get Smashing Love Power
perhaps they have been playing too many video games

Happiness might be so close to you,€“ just stretch your hand
And maybe they need to do something OTHER than play video games
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Obama Celebrates in Minny; GOP Counter-Rallies in Larry Craig's Bathroom
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McDonald's Happy Meals In San Francisco To Include Gay Marriage License
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I'm guessing that they are not talking about the Farfisa I have in my basement ...

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